This Sunday, the New England Patriots will play the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl in Glendale, Arizona. The following is a running diary from the future.
12:30 – Hi, we’re NBC, and we hope you like pregame shows, because here’s many, many hours of that. Here’s a segment on how humble Russell Wilson is. Here’s a segment on Tom Brady’s competitive fire and his unparalleled “desire to win,” matched roughly by only hundreds of NFL players. Marshawn Lynch hates the media! Did you know that the Patriots are caught in a scandal for potentially deflating footballs? You only think you know. Bob Costas will MAKE SURE that you know.
3:30 – Is there anything else on besides this pregame crap? Hey look, TBS is showing The Big Bang Theory reruns. TNT’s got that Hugh Jackman robot boxing movie. When’s the Puppy Bowl again?
12:30 – Hi, we’re NBC, and we hope you like pregame shows, because here’s many, many hours of that. Here’s a segment on how humble Russell Wilson is. Here’s a segment on Tom Brady’s competitive fire and his unparalleled “desire to win,” matched roughly by only hundreds of NFL players. Marshawn Lynch hates the media! Did you know that the Patriots are caught in a scandal for potentially deflating footballs? You only think you know. Bob Costas will MAKE SURE that you know.
3:30 – Is there anything else on besides this pregame crap? Hey look, TBS is showing The Big Bang Theory reruns. TNT’s got that Hugh Jackman robot boxing movie. When’s the Puppy Bowl again?