To celebrate 2014, and the highs and lows embedded within it, a new tradition is about to be established here at Project Forty Two. The Dougie Awards are about to have their inaugural ceremony.
Why the Dougies? I wish to honor author Douglas Adams, who famously wrote in his 1979 novel The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy the following words:
“The answer to the Great Question … of life, the universe and everything … is … forty-two.”
That may or may not be the senior quote under my name (and awkwardly posed photo) in the yearbook.
Doesn’t matter. Let’s get down to brass tacks. The clock is ticking.